dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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