i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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