dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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