He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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