part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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