not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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