You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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