We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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