Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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