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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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