I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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