Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Drake has all the answers
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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