morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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