Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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