I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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