This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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