True but thats because hes a fetus.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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