Are we in a gay sports bar?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
organizing the empties. That sober.
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
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