"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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