the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i will never coherently bang her
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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