"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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