About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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