16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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