that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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