After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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