I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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