you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
