Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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