that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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