they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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