we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Tell her she can't have a vagina
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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