these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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