rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
