I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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