tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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