Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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