rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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