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(703): View more from Virginia

we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I did the walk of shame to church this morning.

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hooker boots and all?

(313): View more from Michigan

Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.

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(425): View more from Washington

So what are you going to be for halloween?

(503): View more from Oregon

A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.

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And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.

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(631): View more from New York

Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.

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