It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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