My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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