You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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