paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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