A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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