If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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