the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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