i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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