i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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