I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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