Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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