Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
it was like eating out sand paper
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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