If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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