He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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