i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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