Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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