when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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