You surviving the open bar?
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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