i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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