dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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